横浜市英語塾 Xenocrop

2024/11/18 ブログ

Is it an infection caused by a extraterrestrial organism that causes swelling in the extremities of its host that bud into glistening reproductive organs ready to burst at the slightest touch and coat the unexpected victim in a membrane penatrating psychohypnotic substance that causes the organism to seek positions of authority and ease the way for planetary invasion from a race of sentient photosynthesizers bent on galactic zooicide?

Or...

Is it a Harlequin glorybower?

The world will never know, so be on your toes when any politician starts talking about how great plants are.